I like the tone the Arm-R-Seal gives the burled Maple top of the Colossus. The entire Colossus is finished in 5 coats of Arm-R-Seal, and even over a dozen years later it looks great.
So now he gets punished with a new home, exercise wheel and regular feedings of high quality mouse feed?
I'd name him Mini the Moocher.
Hi de hi de hi de ho.
I think that the instances of actual explosions are vastly overstated. It does tend to draw dust to itself due to static, and should be cleaned now and then, but I doubt the danger factor is really something to worry about.