Not true.
Monday... four blocks over on the left side of the street.
Tuesday... 13 blocks down on the right side of the street, because the street cleaners are coming.
Wednesday... In front of your house! However you have a $350.00 ticket because they said the wheels weren't turned to the curb enough. Even though if you turned them any harder the steering wheel would crack and fall off.
Thursday... Only eight blocks over, but that's a crack den neighborhood, so your wheels, tires and fenders are gone.
Friday... 12 blocks to the East, but the guy who lives there said your bumper extended 1.2" into his driveway and had you towed. $500.00 impound fee, and the towtruck driver got pissed because you didn't have any Hank Williams Jr. CDs to steal, so he took a big crap on your drivers seat.
Saturday... 16 blocks away, but Hillary Clinton was in town and might possibly be passing within 3 miles of your neighborhood, so the car was relocated overnight while you slept, so that her motorcade could have clear passage on a four lane street, but the city can't remember where they moved the 12 cars on that block to. They'll be happy to send you an email in 6 months or so once the car is located.
Sunday... After taking out a loan you are able to buy a $50.00 Muni monthly pass. Problem solved.