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Are you turning into an ortho hound?

OK smarty pants, I bet you've got a duzy that you're not sharing with us.

Well that's a good start I guess. Drop down sometime to see what a real tool whore looks like. I'll wait for your input before pulling the trigger.

Happy Birthday!

But what's the sense in a watch that you can't read? I mean I can barely see the hands.

Wood snob!

My understanding is that the reason it's a White room with Black curtains, is because it's an interrogation room. Not sure if that's true. But there are Silver horses in the song, if that makes you feel better.

Bikini fitting technician?

So I should send the spring bouquet and Chekhonte ceramic dildo? Oh, and BTW, I just realized I'm 48.

But can we keep saying rectifier at least? I like that word!

^ Ditto. Nice Nate!

That's no fair Fitz! You're vast knowledge of sex toys gives you a distinct advantage. Most of us would just never know there is no real anal reel. My Aunt and Uncle will be happy to hear there are others like them.

I was at my Aunt and Uncles a few years ago, and when CSI came on the TV they started singing "Ooh Ollie, Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh". Now he was in Viet Nam. So I started laughing, and there all "what?" I said it's "Who Are You, Who who, who who". I was laughing hysterically, and I still give them shit about it. They did say that now it makes a lot more sense as the intro to CSI. Well no shit!

A bouquet of DACses would be even more thoughtful.

The Allman Brothers Band - Ramblin' Man

Awe shit! Anyone have need of a spring bouquet and a Chekhonte ceramic dildo? I need to run chase down my mailman!

Tyrion didn't have the heart to tell you that it was your Mom that hit him. Does your advice still stand?

Of coarse I'm generalizing, but 47 y.o. me is a lot less tolerant and forgiving than say 25 y.o. me. If there's a child molester in my neighborhood, I think I have every right to know that. If you want complete privacy, then go live in isolation. Better yet, don't do shit that others need to clean up.

They're not that functional on hot days.

Once you get out of the bank, go immediately to a FedEx location and ship the money to me. That way I can obtain a good lawyer if you get pinched. I would see to it that you get the best representation possible, just ask my wife Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, yeah that's it...Mo-o-organ Fairchild.

If I buy one soon, it may need to tag along with yours.

Uhm, they do match the watch, but I think I'll pass.

For a brief moment I thought they were bent, Very cool!