Justin/Matt (mypasswordis) walks into a bar. He sits at the bar and orders 6 shots of Bourbon.
The bartender walks over, looks Justin over a bit and says "You look a little young to be in here son, you got some ID?"
Justin says "Look man, I'm only 20 but I'm celebrating my first blowjob."
The bartender looks around the empty bar and says "Well there's nobody in here to complain, so I don't see the harm."
He pours 6 shots of Bourbon, and Justin shoots them straight down, one after the other, then he immediately orders 6 more shots.
The bartender pours the shots but tells Justin he needs to pace himself. Justin slams the next 6 shots down one after the other, and orders 6 more.
The bartender walks over and tells Justin "Hey man, it's great that you're celebrating your first blowjob and all, but you really need to slow down."
To which Justin replies "Fuck that! I've had 12 shots and I still can't get that taste out of my mouth!"