Your heterosexual dating rituals are quite intriguing in a bizzar kind of way.
Typical homosexual encounter...
Bumps into guy at grocery store. "Sorry, didn't mean to almost knock you over there, I was looking at the strawberries instead of watching where I was going."
Hey no problem, wanna go have sex?
"Sure, you near by?"
Just around the corner.
"Cool, 'cause I gotta thing at eight."
"Thanks, that was great".
Yeah, want my number?
"Sure, you gotta name too?"