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I wanted to be a porn star. Now I just talk about my big Dhik.

Congrat Mike's daughter! Congrat Mike! Quite an achievement!

I hope the two of you have a fantastic time!

I miss Freddy Mercury!

Well that depends on a few factors, but in general I'd say you want a 2" x 2" piece, and for comfort sake probably 6" long. this is assuming you'll be using a standard wood lathe. Kevin can probably comfortably turn shorter pieces on his equipment.

Lacquer.

Thanks guys and girls! Got taken to lunch by the crew...that was a first! Going to Dinner in a little while with friends and family. I don't feel 51.

I could totally see myself doing that.

The big ones can be intimidating and even painful if you're not ready for the encounter. But if you free your mind and resolve to enjoy the situation, you'll usually find that you can handle it alright. Al had a huge one in Mayberry, and I don't remember anyone complaining, or getting hurt. In fact I remember Colin smiling the whole time. The small ones can be easier to the beginner though. They seem to go smoother, though I think that's mostly psychological. Acidbasement had a really little one in Winnipeg, but I think the four of them still enjoyed it.

I'll need to see them, to be able to evaluate whether I have the right lathe chuck to reproduce them.

Penis dog FTW!

The big HC gatherings are some of the best times I've had, period.

Lawyer, Gay...same thing. We all get our man in the end.

Happy Birthday Ed!

Excellent news!

Hmmm, lyin' about the lion.

OK, she does have a nice butt, but this makes me think I've made the right choice...

I would tend to disagree with the last part of that statement. I've never seen you anything but pleasant to be around.

You my good friend had a heck of a part in building that industry. Take a bow Sir!

It's pretty.

Is it just me, or do these heart word bubbles look like upside down penises? Which I guess are appropriate for Valentines's day.

Gee 30 years of screwing people over and being an Asshat. Sit down and take a break, you must be tired! That is if Al didn't run you over in the parking lot like I asked him to, and your legs still work. It's also good to know that my transaction with you some time back was a good one. From your perspective I'm sure it was!

Well that's not a very good start for mine!

^ Agreed. And this thread is worth resurrecting.

Why do I have this feeling that we're going to hear about a sex scandal involving Rick Santorum in the future? And probably one involving an underage girl or boy. There will undoubtedly be some illicit drugs in the hotel room as well.