As a gay agnostic I think the chances of me being a Scout leader in my lifetime are pretty small. A gay atheist is surely doomed.
Maybe I should just start a gay scouting organization? Rainbow Scouts?
We could teach things like what knots to best tie your BF/GF up with. What color neckerchief truly goes well with a uniform.
There could be merit badges for things like shopping, dancing, grooming...
And best of all, we could celebrate things like Cher appreciation day.
I'm fired up! Who wants to join?