Believe it or not Marc, I've found the Mr. Clean eraser foam bar very effective at removing the rubbed on paint. You may then need to polish the spot to get the sheen back.
Shelly definitely has access to good brisket near her. And it would seem that the kiss Al got from the Brisket Fairy transferred brisket cooking powers. That looked awesome!
If we never encountered any germs, we'd never build up any immunity. If Naaman were there, he'd have probably taken a bite out of said roadkill, and been just fine to boot. And Grahame would have made a roadkill/searsall/poundcake sammich!