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I don't know what a Leesa mattress is, but it makes me envision a blow-up doll.

Fuckin' hippies!

What is your bear doing with a bottle anyway?

Hey, hey, this is a family friendly forum!

When you say "we went", I'm assuming it's the person you hire to help you walk after eating all of this food?

No I baked it, just for the photo shoot.

Have a great day!

This!

Happy Birthday Dusty!

Happy Birthday!

It's good to know that the sarcasm will stay intact, even if the penis won't.

Happy Birthday Gents!

3 times on one of the days.

^ Memories.

Happy Birthday Vicki!

Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello or Raphael?

Do you know the way to San Jose?

That looks fantastic!

Double Mmmm!

Well he does look kinda cute, but it's hard to tell with that chick taking up most of the frame.

Dusty, Dusty, Dusty...Everyone knows that little girls are horribly high in cholesterol!

The point is you're letting insignificant things get you all worked up. This is not a normal or a healthy way to go through life.

Now I'm understanding why I'm fat. I've forgotten to change my oil. I've forgotten to send thank you notes. I've forgotten to wash behind my ears. I've even forgotten to take my pills, but never once have I ever forgotten to eat a meal.

You'll need a first name like Falcon or Sage.

This! I love sushi and sushimi! When I eat it, I feel like I'm getting away with something, because it taste so good, but is pretty healthy as well.