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Well Stretch, tell your "friend" that a Fleshlight is much less maintenance. But it won't mow your grass.

Hey, I thought that goat fucking question was a legitimate inquiry.

They're all "hand cranked", and yes I own one. I'll be more than happy to pay for one for you. Luckily they have a 'Build your own' feature. That'll definitely come in handy for you, as they have one that looks just like Colin's butt, and an extra tight model, for those with a more compact endowment... https://us.fleshlight.com/pages/product-builder Let me know when to process payment for you.

Don't even pretend that you don't know the Fleshlight doesn't use batteries.

^ I heard they were dating. Seems a bit like a Julia Roberts/Lyle Lovett thing, but if they're happy that's all that matters. Jeffy, is it even possible not to like P-Funk? I can still see my Mom cringe, every time I played Flashlight on my stereo.

Come To My Garden. This album should have been a big hit. Track #1 Les Fleurs is particularly good. I think Minnie just didn't want to be pigeon holed into one genre (R&B), at a time when record companies didn't know how to promote an artist that spanned multiple genres.

Squirrel was not mentioned. You assume squirrel, but in actuality many bird species as well as Woodmice practice this. Heck, in cold winters I also try to hide my nuts.

RIP Mauro.

Trump says it's all lies, so I'm not concerned.

RIP Mr. Thicke.

Yes, but only in Spanish, so you wouldn't understand it.

Didn't need a pain pill last night, though because of that I think I needed a deeper toilet this morning. TMI? I'm starting to see some healing happening too. Less blood on the gauze every time I change dressings. The part with no skin seems to be filling in and scabbing over, so that's good news. BTW, Back in 80' when I started college the US had a nice grant called the BEOG (Basic Educational Opportunity Grant). As my parents had no money to help with college, and I had no money myself, I qualified for full tuition and extra for books and such. I never had to take out a loan. Oh, the good ol' days.

Talk to the hand. Well mine doesn't really look like that anymore, but you get my meaning.

Bradbury didn't write no stinkin' Celsius 451!

Tyler is definitely a great guy!

Pokeroll Go!

He was gorgeous. RIP Pongo.

But there's a lot of boobs wearin' headphones!

I like the saving puppies one!

He's had a little practice.

Not really, they're wearing too much.

Steak, with a side of steak. So Colin!

Happy 100th Birthday Spartacus!

Craig, I will certainly look into them. Also, the boss and I are going to have a talk about safety in general. I feel like I have more of a leg to stand on now (if less of a finger). As far as how calm I am, I get that from my Dad. My Brothers are the same.