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I've buttered a few tarts in my day, but that's another story.

Haven't done yet, but taking my Mom out for dinner. Fried chicken livers! She and I are the only ones in the family that do, but we love 'em! Cholesterol be damned! Attempt successful.

FYI, parking the car INSIDE that new garage will lessen the amount of snow on said car.

I actually knew all of those, but I'm a huge...excuse me, YUGE Carole King fan. So much talent!

Shiny and sticky on the bottom-rear? Nope, no idea what would cause that.

Oh, davederek. Yeah, he's been around a long time. He was looking for a floor to crash on at CJ10, if memory serves. But don't believe he made it there.

You went to NY and met Dave? Wow! It's spelled Letterman BTW.

Those fries look like frozen grocery store fries. Bleh!

I simply can't hold my tongue any longer! I'm here to caution against Dyna Fett! I'm not yet calling for a Fett ban, but there are at least 7 galaxies that are very worrisome. As yet there is no absolute proof that Dyna shares his cousin Boba's views, but again, caution is in order!

Looking pretty good. A bit carrot like, yes, but still much better than first anticipated.

Mr. Tice passed away in 2003, I'm Steve.

Hope it gets resolved quickly! Do you mind telling me your first name? I feel like we've come far enough in this relationship. Now that's some extremes!

That would be a modern form, known as Spazz Jazz. Closely related to ACDC's Jizz Jazz.

Free community college for all SF residents... http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/02/07/san-francisco-announces-free-community-college-all-residents/97591606/ This is incredible! I applaud you San Francisco!

We may need to deport Grahame, so that our bacon reserves have a chance at rebuilding. It wouldn't hurt our ice cream industry either.

Have a fantastic day!

I thought that was for 1950's housewives?

I like blurry sandwiches.

Also sounds like a Bowie character. Atomic Floyd and the Geckos From Venus. Take that freaky sex and drugs stuff back to weirdo land!

80 is the new 60.

Stubby penis latte FTW! Oh shit! The Red Vodka battalion.

Be sure to use lots of douchey audio terminology, and no smiling.

Grab me a frijole sushi role, please.

Gee, I'd think that they were almost the same size now.

Everybody knows that a monkey in a tie is funnier than a monkey without a tie.