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That's the difference between a follower and a leader Nate. I'd take a biscotti over a cookie any day.

Three Shades of Blue sounds like a Procol Harum song.

RIP Dr. Heimlich.

That was my nickname, when I lived in Alaska.

Those crepes look amazing Jeff!

The scones look fantastic, I was assuming Andrew might be messy.

And a bit messy too, I'm guessing?

Agreed. Did you know that the blonde haired boy 'Lukas' is Bill Paxton's Son?

Well Al, as long as you've been married you must have some pretty impressive skills in "other" areas.

Chores of a mechanical nature reinforce the Wife's notion that you're needed. Bravo!

Lawn is the highbrow version.

When's the last time you've had your grass mowed Grahame? You gotta loosen up 'G'.

I think you started something. Let's just throw that into some random posts and see where it goes. Done. I'll let you find it.

Well Stretch, tell your "friend" that a Fleshlight is much less maintenance. But it won't mow your grass.

Hey, I thought that goat fucking question was a legitimate inquiry.

They're all "hand cranked", and yes I own one. I'll be more than happy to pay for one for you. Luckily they have a 'Build your own' feature. That'll definitely come in handy for you, as they have one that looks just like Colin's butt, and an extra tight model, for those with a more compact endowment... https://us.fleshlight.com/pages/product-builder Let me know when to process payment for you.

Don't even pretend that you don't know the Fleshlight doesn't use batteries.

^ I heard they were dating. Seems a bit like a Julia Roberts/Lyle Lovett thing, but if they're happy that's all that matters. Jeffy, is it even possible not to like P-Funk? I can still see my Mom cringe, every time I played Flashlight on my stereo.

Come To My Garden. This album should have been a big hit. Track #1 Les Fleurs is particularly good. I think Minnie just didn't want to be pigeon holed into one genre (R&B), at a time when record companies didn't know how to promote an artist that spanned multiple genres.

Squirrel was not mentioned. You assume squirrel, but in actuality many bird species as well as Woodmice practice this. Heck, in cold winters I also try to hide my nuts.

RIP Mauro.

Trump says it's all lies, so I'm not concerned.

RIP Mr. Thicke.

Yes, but only in Spanish, so you wouldn't understand it.