They're all "hand cranked", and yes I own one. I'll be more than happy to pay for one for you. Luckily they have a 'Build your own' feature. That'll definitely come in handy for you, as they have one that looks just like Colin's butt, and an extra tight model, for those with a more compact endowment...
https://us.fleshlight.com/pages/product-builder
Let me know when to process payment for you.