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Stopped an idiot redneck from pummeling a rat snake with a tire iron today. I was walking out of the bank when I saw a rat snake moving across the parking lot. Then I noticed from the corner of my eye someone running at me. Upon looking over, I saw a man with a raised tire iron running toward the snake (and myself), I jumped in front of the snake and told the guy it was harmless. To which he replied it was a rattlesnake. I assured him it was a harmless rat snake (not even remotely similar looking to a rattlesnake, other than Grey/Brown markings). Mind you, we were within inches of the snake. When he told me I was wrong, I simply picked up the snake and put it's head near my face, pointed out the lack of a viper shaped head, large fangs, and a tail without any possible resemblance to a rattle. He looked at me as if I were an escaped inmate from an insane asylum, then pointed out that it was still a snake, and "the only good snake was a dead snake". I didn't bother with lecturing him on the benefits of the rat snake, and considered my act of saving the snake a victory. Rat snake... Rattlesnake...

You're an idiot MENSA boy! Bi-racist possibly.

¿Pero pensé que quería tener hijo de amor de Colin?

Mine being the exception, of course.

Do not repeat this to the rainbow contingent, and I'll deny it if you do, but penises aren't really that attractive, are they?

Butts dammit, I want butts!

He's a redneck. He's a racist. In no way do I condone the racial slurs in this song, but if this song doesn't paint a picture of the deep South in the mid 20th century, nothin' does.

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Did your meat get dirty?

Hmmm, I know the brisket fairy said he likes open slots. I better research straight men and open slots further.

Whatever you may think about Susan Boyle, her rendition of Wild Horses chokes me up every time.

Also, can you imagine if we gave him a bigger head?

RIP Roger Moore. How could I not mourn a fellow Alaskan?

Feliz Cumpleaños Brent! That means Happy Birthday in Spanish.

I don't remember being there? BTW, that's a rude way to refer to older gay men and Colin!

Once you're done with all of Mike's chores, be sure to stop, have a drink and celebrate! Have a fantastic day Raffy!

Those poor little carrots aren't even grown yet!

Bought it back in '86. Fantastic album! I think my favorite track is "My Old Friend the Blues".

Lube?

Generally people refer to me in all things whiskey around here. I'm kind of known for that. In this case however, I think my compadres have given some excellent suggestions, so nothing to add.

RIP Chris. Soundgarden was one of my favorite alt-rock (I hate that term) bands. Right up there with Pearl Jam and Nirvana IMO.

Saw them on SNL. They're pretty good. Even though they resemble a female Hanson (of course Hanson resembled a female Hanson).

Have a fantastic day!