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It certainly was a masterpiece, although it did kind of drone on a bit.

Indeed.

Smooth like butta and Barbara Streisand's thighs!

Happy birthday, Slack-ster. Enjoy your youth, man... I've got some underwear that is older than you are, although most of it isn't in heavy rotation at this point.

When I write a review, you are to worship and adore me for my efforts and agree with all of my conclusions. If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

Ya, what Ken said! Happy birthday. You should have told us about this upcoming birthday. We would have made you do endless shots. Or maybe you figured as much and decided to forego the torture? Wise man.

I concur. I had an absolute blast. It was especially nice to have the long 3 day format, such that none of us were in any particular rush to do anything in particular. Sure, there was gear, there was beer, there was music and a beach and bullets, but mostly just a bunch of goofy people to hang out with. Although I've never eaten electrostatic donuts before, I can't imagine anyone who wouldn't enjoy them. I've now made it to Tulsa and jumped in my pickup at the airport, then headed to the U of Tulsa to hang out at the law school library to catch up on the work I didn't get done this weekend. In about 3 hours, I'll be dropping off a package at FedEx and heading for the track at Hallett for AtomFest! Figured I'd better get the work done before the fun or the beer will interfere (yet again).

I've never eaten any donuts before. Are Krispy Kreme donuts better than your favorite cookies?

No fair! I didn't know that's what the booth was for.

Prebable: Jeff (VPI Vinlyspinner) was kind enough to invite me to indulge in a taste test of a matched pair of small, round (with a hole in the middle) glazed donuts from Britts. I was happy to oblige. Actually, he just did a head nudge towards the kitchen and said, "You better hurry or they'll all be gone." In any case, I would like to publicly slobber all over Jeff (in a strictly figurative sense) for having had the opportunity to ingest a couple of the above poorly described donuts. Heading 2: (To further set the stage - because I like being on stage - in the desperate hope of making others believe that what follows will somehow be worth reading) While I don't have any experience in donut eating (I've only seen them in bakeries), I've always been a cookie eater and believe that my experience with cookies will allow me to make you believe that I know enough about baked goods in general that my review will somehow be relevant to your donuts needs to influence your next donut purchase decision, and that my sparse use of periods will cause enough confusion in your mind that you'll miss the key point at the beginning of this run-on sentence about my total lack of experience in donut eating. With those (generally uninteresting except to myself) provisos, as well as my digestive system limitations which I need not go into in any great detail, and other utterly worthless utterances in mind, dear reader, please accept my apologies in advance for not comparing the Britts Donuts to 47 different cookies such that you would become as completely and hopelessly confused as I unadmittedly am about donuts, or cookies, or whatever it is that I'm trying to review. Pics: (to be posted once Duggeh emails them to me) Utter utterances: These donuts really tasted good! They were extremely well baked, or fried, I'm not sure which, and of ample proportion to satisfy a variety of hungers. They fit my hand well, and melted away in my mouth. (More on that in the taste section below). Taste: I'm going to have to seriously think about becoming a donut eater! It is impossible not be enjoy the taste of Britts Donuts! I'd eat fistfuls of them every day if I lived anywhere near Carolina Beach, even if it put me into a diabetic coma. Certainly, the Britts Donuts donut is a much better donut than any cookie I had available to try (including some Famous Amos mini chocolate chip cookies that Jeff generously provided for my consumption and comparison). If the Britts Donut donut was baked as a cookie, I'd add milk and enjoy it more than any other cookie I've ever eaten. The sugar used in the glaze is VERY sugary; as sweet as can be without being overly sweet, and with a nice tactile feel that feels sticky and crumbly all at the same time. I couldn't help but to lick my fingers and wish that the donut hadn't yet reached my tummy, but could be put back on my lips to do a do-over. The Britts Donut provides a terrific taste for any of you who are experienced donut eaters. I would definitely consider Britts Donuts as my vendor of choice for all of my donut needs if I lived closer to Carolina Beach. If it wasn't for nit pickers, we would all be knee-deep in nits: There has to be something that I don't like about the Britt Donuts small, round (with a hole in the middle) glazed donut that I don't like, or you might possibly think that I'm posting this review to shill their products. So, well, here goes... I've got to admit, they seem to have a (not so serious, but I'll point it out anyway) bit of difficulty in making a dozen donuts of equal size and proportion. Let me just put it this way: some of them are bigger than others, and by the time I got to the bag, most of the big ones seemed to have been picked over. I was able to overcome this problem (such that it was a problem) by grabbing two (2) donuts and using one (1) of my oversized paws to cuff the second donut (thus concealing it from the view of others) while I scarfed down the first donut with my other paw. Still, this could potentially become a more serious issue with a different crowd of more gentle, considerate, and community minded people (i.e., people who were not all doing the exact same thing I was doing with the double dipping trick). Now for the final plug: I feel bad that this review is about 12 pages of jibberish short of my normal review, and that I didn't have any other donuts to compare the Britts Donut donut to, so I feel, dear readers, that I probably could have done a better job of droning on than I have, but if you're a donuts lover, I can't imagine that you wouldn't rather enjoy Britts Donut donuts, especially with milk. I wish that I had thought about buying some milk while I was in town earlier this morning...

No u! Go home, where you can change your tyres on your Lauri (big sissy truck) if you insist upon your u. This is redneck country where we refer to blokes as buddies and pals. Better respect our back woods ways, or we'll send Vicki after you with guns a'blazin!

...and where you this weekend, bytch!?!!?

Ya, like Colin farted and than I farted and then we all laughed. That was funny, huh?

Hung out with a bunch of drunken redneck geeks in Kure Beach, NC.

Try the JH-93's and you'll never look back.

Modest Matt, former lead singer of Modest Mouse. ^^

Happy belated birthday, Crapster. Hope you had a good one.

That's good to know! I've not heard a peep from them. Would have thought there would have been an email that confirmed my order at least, which was made on June 13th. I just logged into my account with them and it shows up a 4 Day FedEx shipment and "in process" which I guess means that it is being held up because something is out of stock. Bummer. I was hoping it would arrive at mom's house in Illinois before I hit the road for Alaska, which will be on Monday.

Ya, but my grandmother made the BEST rhubarb pie, as in size 7, bold and all caps! So take that.

Same with tyrion.

Can't make this one, Mike. I should be in Alaska at that time, assuming I don't crash somewhere along the way. Are you getting the Smyth SVS? It would be a buzz for people to be able to do their personalized profiles at your place so they can hear it for themselves.

I know this may seem strange, but I think they're kind of expensive!!! At least a lot more expensive than I think they ought to be for the excellent but not in any way Earth shattering sound quality. I agree that under meet conditions the HF2 seemed to be every bit as good. I've got my pair now, but can't seem to quite listening to the HD800 for some reason.

You actually did that? You must have been really bored that night. It's funny, because I've never really felt "guilty" as such about spending my time the way I've wanted. Although I've had a couple of girlfriends, including the present one, who've said "You and that computer..." or have wondered "How much can you possibly write about headphones?" I guess I'm more interested in audio related topics than my other hobbies because I've never really questioned my involvement at Head-Fi or other audio sites, but I'm really shocked when I think about how much time I've spent at a car site--despite that fact that it's a small fraction of the time I've spent at audio sites, and the fact that I've learned things there that will save me money and possibly even save my life (in terms of driving tips and the importance of fireproof race suits, etc). Whereas the car guys I know would probably feel just as odd hanging out in places like this.

I don't have any issues with the TV as such, but I just don't find it to be as interesting as so many other things that I like to do when I have "alone time" (music, full feature films, online forum discussions, and just reading as much as I can--and by that I mean books!). With TV, for me at least--with a somewhat addictive personality which I can't really help--I just keep surfing through the channels and find that I'm constantly watching 3 things at a time. Not much of it holds my attention for long, but because there are so many channels, once I sit down I can't turn the stupid thing off for hours on end. So I decided 20 years ago that I'd be better off without it, and have never looked back since. I just now found a Strat-o-matic forum, because I wanted to do a Google search to find pics of those old games we used to play as kids. I was telling my 11 year-old nephew about it, and he wanted to see what the game boards looked like. We used to play day and night all year long, but mostly in the summer months as soon as the sun went down and we had to be indoors. In the day, we were playing what we called "sideball" which used 14" air filled balls and sawed off baseball bats (no longer than 20" long) which you would swing with one hand, much like wiffle ball. Anyway, the point is that we had a couple of all consuming hobbies that all of the kids in the neighborhood who were into sports were a part of. I think that in some ways, music lovers turned audiophiles are just big kids with different but very similar passions, but there aren't typically a bunch of other big kids in your neighborhood who share those interests, and that's why you end up online. I'm not going to join any of those online Strat-o-matic leagues though! For one, I don't know much about who the best baseball players are today (or basketball, football or hockey for that matter). My knowledge about such matters dried up in the late 70s. But as scary as this may seem, I'd rather hang out with headphone geeks than middle aged online sports fanatics.

All good points, and I'm glad that moderation is working for you. But I just wanted to clarify one thing: I didn't mean to imply that I've been thinking my life is out of balance or that spending time online has distracted me in any real way from the things I like doing in life. First of all, I've never been married nor do I have kids. Plus, I've been semi-retired for nearly 6 years and I live in a place (Cayman) where I've pretty much seen everything and done everything there is to do. I've got a lot of friends there, but very few of them identify with my various hobbies, and thus I've quite enjoyed the time I've spent online at various places. Since I have far more time on my hands than most people do, it has never really been a "problem" for me. I've been to a zillion audio related events in the U.S. (mostly Head-Fi meets, but other things as well) and to a couple of track days. So I've integrated my "online life" with my "real life" in that I regard many of my online friends as real life friends. Plus, it has been nice to meet and stay in contact with so many Americans! Having lived in the Caribbean for 13 years, it's important to stay rooted with my origins, if that makes any sense. Otherwise, I'd eventually begin to feel disconnected. I feel that I've got the best of both worlds because of my friends and family back home and the time I spend on the road in the U.S. But I love the laid back Island life too, and feel totally at home in Cayman where I know everyone and everyone knows me. That sounds pretty familiar, except it is usually a quote associated with work, and to me, "foruming" is mostly fun! So I don't necessarily think of it as a HUGE time waster. I've never been a gamer, for instance, so I've not suffered those perils that you've described--you know, spending endless hours mindlessly absorded in a game with no human interaction at all. I see forum time in an entirely different light than gaming. In fact, it's a whole lot better than watching TV!!! I've not had cable TV since my first year of law school in 1988 and at this point don't even own a TV. Instead, I get most of my news from the internet and newspapers (yes, I still read those) and from visiting people who have their TVs on. More importantly, when I'm foruming, I'm also listening to music which is far more interesting and relaxing that watching that crap that passes as "programmng" these days! About all I'd really need a TV for would be sports, full featured films, well produced mini-series like HBO puts out, and Discovery channel, History channel (and the like). But I can get most of that on BluRay these days (other than big sporting events which I watch at bars). The "you guys actually know each other" is a big clue! I can see where you would want to moderate your time online if you've never attended a meet or had the chance to get to know anyone with whom you've interacted online. For most of us, it kind of changes once there are some stories to tell...