Oooooooo, goody, goody!
I was talking to the mothership the other day about my email account, seems they don't want me accessing it on anything but a corporate computer.
"Well," I sez, "I kinda need a test-bed Mac for playing around with audio apps, and I was looking for something I could wipe clean and reflush so it's got a fresh OS for testing software."
"Sorry, you can't mess with corporate machines."
"Um," says I in a brilliant flash of thought, "I could use my little MacBook for that if you could send me a MacBookPro I could do my regular work faster."
"We only send Macs to creative people."
"I'm creative."
"No. Editors and stuff."
"Oh! I'm an editor."
"Okay. No problem."
"Um ... I'll need lots of RAM and fast processors to run the Adobe stuff."
"Sure, no problem."
"Yeah, well, do you have the latest Adobe stuff, too?"
"(Sigh) Yeah, no problem. What's your address?"
.... stunned silence ...
I gave it. I've got no idea what I'm getting other than that.
w00t!