nikongod - (looks at some shit and points) You know what that is?
OP - (looks) Thats shit.
Nikongod - (pulls can of shinola shoe polish from rear pants pocket and holds it up between our eyes) You know what this is?
OP - (Looks and thinks for about 7 seconds) thats Shinola!
nikongod - (Puts the can of Shinola shoe polish back in pocket, and smiles) You'l do allright.