Dude, that totally sucks, but I'm really glad it wasn't a stroke. To my knowledge, Bell's Palsy is a random bad luck infection, usually viral, and it usually goes away in a few weeks as the nerve recovers. It usually doesn't recur, unless you just happen to get it again by really bad luck. If you have really, really bad luck, sometimes the nerve can be left with a residual weakness, but that's pretty unusual. Typically, you'll be a pirate for a few weeks, we can all tease you for a bit, then it should just go away.
Drink what you want through straw, I say, you can't stop living life! Maybe get a pretty, decorative straw, and maybe an umbrella!
Edit: Anne likes to meet up with her friends at this Tiki bar sometimes for silliness and fun. You'd fit right in ...
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