This "conversation" reminded me of a time when some friends and I went to a Red Sox game. We're in the bleacher seats, yapping away with each other and these two guys in front of us. All of a sudden a stunningly gorgeous redhead, with a near perfect body, comes up the stairs in our direction.
You literally heard a mash of conversation from about 7 people literally come to a complete halt all at the same time, as we all stared and virtually drooled.
After she passed us, we realized that each one of us had completely shut up all at the exact same time. We started laughing, and I asked, "What's the score.....?"
The guy in front of me, staring longingly and lost into nothing, says, "Two......"
Good times....