Shelly... this is simple.
Step One: Buy GS III
Step Two: Switch it over to the GS III in the middle of the night
Step Three: Put it where he normally keeps his POS phone.
Step Four: Place note saying "Welcome to 2006."
Step Five: When he bitches, text him. That's the only way people communicate these days anyways, and his protests will not be valid unless brought up via text.
Step Six: Drink. It'll probably be in the morning time, so maybe a Mimosa?
**BRENT**